009- video/action/txt

[otakon_geek]

[Otacon offered up Piplup a Pecha berry, as he focused his attention onto the PokeGear. So, he had been within Johto for a few months now with his buddy, Snake. Yet, Otacon had something bothering him in the back of his mind for some time now. It was an urge he had resisted but could no longer hold it back. Yes, he had failed a long time ago at it but now felt like a good time to try again.

He wanted to go out on a date with someone.

Perhaps, there would be some nice girls he could talk to and ask out? A quiet evening within Violet City or a nice picnic by the lake where he caught his Magikarp? The possibilities were endless, right? His other self had dated Liquid Snake. What could go wrong with him asking a woman on a date? Otacon sighed and felt Piplup nudge him to say something.]

Ok..ok....no need to get tetchy, Pip. I'm about to express my feelings across a network here..oh! Is this on? Damn. [He cursed himself for accidentally switching the feed on too early.]

Uh.....[He composed himself in awkward Otacon fashion. Adjusting his glasses and clearing his throat.]

I'd like to enquire if there are any single, lovely young ladies within Johto who would like to go out on a date with me? Or just get to know me better. I'm an easy-going kind of guy and I love technology and Pokémon. Uh....if you'd like to get in contact with me I'm within Violet City just outside of Bellsprout Tower. I'm always on the video feed on the PokeGear too.

[He cleared his throat again and wondered if he hadn't just made himself the biggest fool within Johto. What would Snake think? He couldn't help it. He just had to follow his gut instincts.]

Thank you.

Comments

[otakon_geek]

[Did he just say cock out loud? Otacon felt himself heat up even more. His face red and he was well deep in awkwardness now.]

So, uh....that's a fact, huh? I mean, well....I don't know.

[majorcrotchgrab]

From what I've seen, yes.

[That blush makes his smile widen.]

Hmmmm... If you were interested in men, I'd peg you for a submissive "pitcher."

[otakon_geek]

You'd what me for a...what? [This was getting really weird now and kind of intrusive. The engineer pushed his glasses up and swallowed hard.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[You can tell him to stop anytime, Otacon.]

Shy, kind of awkward, but not a complete bitch. So you'd more than likely lie there while some guy rides your dick.

[otakon_geek]

[Bitch?! Who the hell was calling him a bitch?]

I....that's.....oh my.....[Otacon had the image in his head and was now starting to sweat a little.] You know quite a bit about this, don't you, Raikov? Are you a submissive or dominant?

[What did you just say, Otacon?]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Hook, line, and sinker.]

Of course. I quite enjoy sex.

As for me, I can be either or but I prefer being the "catcher."

[otakon_geek]

What does the catcher do? [Should he ask? Really?]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Think about the terms, Otacon. "Pitcher," "catcher."

[otakon_geek]

You're the kind of guy who likes to catch guys? The submissive one? [Give him a chance here.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Hmm. Let me put it in terms you might be able to understand: I'm the woman of the relationship.

[otakon_geek]

Ok....so you're the one bend over and having it in the butt kind of guy? [What? You're a bad influence on this one, Raikov.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Is that your way of talking erotically? Because if it is, please stop.

[otakon_geek]

I'm not trying to talk.....erotically. This is embarrassing enough for me as it is because I don't talk about this sort of stuff like you do.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Then why do you let me continue to talk about it instead of telling me to stop?

[otakon_geek]

I'm just....curious is all. I'm looking at this in an informative way not an arousing sort of way, unless this talk....gets you going. [Oh God. Did it?]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Curious, huh?

And it might.

[otakon_geek]

Ok...[Oh, how this conversation got awkward very fast. The engineer swallowed once more and offered a nervous glance.]

You like talking about sex to other men? I'm not your type though, as you like strong men you said.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I could just be messing with you, you know.

[otakon_geek]

Yeah, I got that. [How could you be so stupid, Otacon. The Russian is obviously just trying to get to you.]

So, this was a joke, right?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Some of it.

[otakon_geek]

[Some of it?]

Well, what wasn't the joke side of it?

[majorcrotchgrab]

My preferences.